Help! I'm sore.

I'm home after three days at the Annual Conference of the United Methodist Church (Oklahoma Conference) and all that sitting and insomnia have my old joints aching

Happily, I know just what to do: hie me down to Emma Ellis at The Healing Touch. With thirty years experience as a massage therapist, Emma knows exactly what needs kneading. And the accoutrements--oils, massage bed, towels and so forth-- are strictly top rate.

Or--Listen up!--she will bring her portable massage table to the 'Bean and do massage in your room. Okay, I know what you're thinking: Massage? In my room? Hasn't anyone told you we're in a recession, crazy Dancing Bean lady? Who can afford a luxury like that? You! That's who.

For just $45.00 an hour, Emma will do massage therapy right in your room. If you choose to go downtown and get the full treatment--low lights, meditative music and warmed massage bed-- the cost is just $35.00 an hour.

The Healing Touch opened for business just a few weeks ago, and these are introductory rates. They won't last forever, so book your appointment soon.