Thursday, June 24, 2010

An Even More Amazing Offer

Here on the Dancing Bean Ranch, we have World Cup Fever. In honor of the best ever American team, we're offering a 5% discount to anyone who can name the player who scored the goal that put the USA into the second round. Add 5% more if you identify the minute of play in which it was scored.

What's this got to do with the pictured rose? Nothing, really. But I didn't have a photo of Landon Donovan (NOOO!!! I've given away the first answer) or a soccer ball. It's the first rose of the season, and I thought it was nice. Except, I just noticed it's upside down and staring at it is making me dizzy. You've been warned.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

June is for Rainbows

Recently, Bill and I were treated to the sight of the finest rainbow either of us had ever witnessed, arcing horizon to horizon over the Dancing Bean Ranch. A fainter rainbow haloed it.

Wild West Show!

The Pawnee Bill Wild West Show begins this Saturday and continues for the next two Saturdays: June 12 19, 26. With an afternoon parade from downtown to the historic Pawnee Bill Ranch (just like they did it in the old days), re-enactors (including gun fights right out of an old western movie), historic displays at the Pawnee Bill Ranch and tours of the mansion and museum, it's all day entertainment that's almost as educational as it is fun.

The 'Bean is fully booked for the first weekend, June 12, but still has vacancies for the next two weekends. The sooner we know, the better, since showtime is a busy season.

And if you need a break from the excitement (or the heat, depending on the weather) the swimming pool is open.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Help! I'm sore.

I'm home after three days at the Annual Conference of the United Methodist Church (Oklahoma Conference) and all that sitting and insomnia have my old joints aching

Happily, I know just what to do: hie me down to Emma Ellis at The Healing Touch. With thirty years experience as a massage therapist, Emma knows exactly what needs kneading. And the accoutrements--oils, massage bed, towels and so forth-- are strictly top rate.

Or--Listen up!--she will bring her portable massage table to the 'Bean and do massage in your room. Okay, I know what you're thinking: Massage? In my room? Hasn't anyone told you we're in a recession, crazy Dancing Bean lady? Who can afford a luxury like that? You! That's who.

For just $45.00 an hour, Emma will do massage therapy right in your room. If you choose to go downtown and get the full treatment--low lights, meditative music and warmed massage bed-- the cost is just $35.00 an hour.

The Healing Touch opened for business just a few weeks ago, and these are introductory rates. They won't last forever, so book your appointment soon.